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119 - Michelle The Bartender Files For DIVORCE & Pastor Caught STEALING From His Church?!

Do We Know Them?

Do We Know Them?

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4.8657 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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In today's episode, the girlies discuss Glamzilla once again pissing off the beauty community, a pastor who somehow is able to afford private jets and new Mercedes, and then our old friend Michelle the Bartender has an announcement that... everyone saw coming. 

We hope you enjoyed this episode! Please let us know on Twitter or Instagram if you have any topic suggestions for next Sunday! (@lily_marston & @jessismiles__)

0:00 Intro 
3:36 Glamzilla Makes Everyone Mad (Again) 
28:03 Pastor Steals Money From His Church?!
49:52 Michelle The Bartender Gets A Divorce 
1:03:22 We Love The Internet! 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello everyone and welcome back to Do We Know Them?

0:02.0

I'm Lily Marston here with a sick Jesse Smiles.

0:06.0

I am coming to you live from my deathbed.

0:09.0

Yeah, so sorry we missed last week.

0:11.0

We didn't miss the whole week. We only missed one.

0:13.0

But I'm glad we're not missing this one. You have mustered the energy to join us.

0:17.0

Honestly, I would have filmed for Friday, but I had no voice. Like I literally, I would have filmed for Friday but I had no voice like I literally I would have

0:23.7

maybe a tiny bit of a voice by like 8 a.m. 9 a.m. By afternoon I had nothing like I was talking like this

0:30.7

it was horrible what I have if you're curious I've got flu B and I've got strep honey. Okay

0:36.3

she said that and I was like what the fuck is flu B like I've got strep honey. Okay. She said that and I was like, what the fuck is flu B?

0:40.3

Like I didn't know there was different variations of the flu besides I guess like COVID.

0:43.6

And flu B is all upper respiratory gunk.

0:47.7

I mean, it is literally the most nasty upper respiratory infection I've ever gotten.

0:51.8

Like our family is just boogers, the whole family. By the way,

0:55.9

we don't film in the same place. I saw some people who were like, oh my God, I hope Lily doesn't catch it.

1:01.2

Oh my God. I feel so bad. This is like the third time you've gotten strep, I think, since we've started

1:07.0

this podcast. My son Noah gets strep every single time we're sick. And I don't know why. I don't know what it is my son noah gets strep every single time we're sick and i don't know why i don't know

1:12.6

if it's something at school or if i really hope it doesn't mean he has to have his tonsils taken out get it out

1:17.4

now while he's still young i think it would traumatize him like not understanding going into surgery and waking up

1:22.8

with that pain who i knew it was coming and it's traumatizing i don't know if I've talked about that on the podcast. I've

1:29.0

definitely talked about it on the internet before, but that I got my tonsils out. The, it was like

1:34.4

summer, I think, between freshman and sophomore year. And it was because freshman year of college,

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