#119 - Hamburger Stars and Sideways Baby

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Greg and Dave discuss Paris Hilton, dog clothes and a very active audition.

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0:00.0	You're an ass-cunt.
0:01.8	You're an ass-cund.
0:03.0	Is that a way to start?
0:03.8	Yes, it's exactly how we start this fucking podcast.
0:06.2	Yes.
0:02.4	Yes. Is that really the way to do it? I like it. I'm comfortable in it. Yeah. I'm comfortable with it. You're so mad at me already. Are you? Why? Am I? You're like my wife. You woke up mad at me for no reason.
0:06.0	Just me being your podcast partner is infuriating. What? Am I? You're like my wife. You woke up mad at me for no reason.
0:24.1	Just me being your podcast partner has infuriated.
0:29.1	Well, I think that would, I think that would stand for 98% of the people if they were your podcasting partner.
0:32.9	You are a lump of bullshit. How is anyone friends with you? How am I friends with you? I don't know if I got a lot of them. I saw a bunch of them this weekend. Like if you're walking on the street and you're just wanting you by something you don't know, has anybody ever just picked up a chair and hit you in the face? No, people love me in a real world. I get hugs, bro. Bro, people come upon me with hugs.
0:54.9	They love the tenderness.
0:55.9	Yeah.
0:56.3	They love the hats.
0:57.3	Yeah.
0:58.1	They do it.
0:58.8	Start your thing.
0:59.7	What happens?
1:00.5	You are walking the room.
1:05.2	What happens?
1:06.5	What happens?
1:08.4	I like what happens.
1:10.1	This can be a great one. That's already the best intro we've been so far. Come to the goddamn show tonight.
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