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Tangentially Speaking with Christopher Ryan

119 - Dan Carlin (Hardcore History)

Tangentially Speaking with Christopher Ryan

Chris Ryan

Arts, Society & Culture

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2015

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Dan Carlin is an American political commentator, amateur historian, and podcaster. Once a professional radio host, Carlin eventually took his show to the Internet, and he now hosts two popular independent podcasts: Common Sense and Hardcore History.



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0:30.0

Here we are again, tangentially speaking, coming at you from Rainy Portland, Oregon.

0:36.8

If you hear thumping in the background, that's my land lady's new fucking puppy.

0:44.0

If you rent a place that you live above and you're thinking of buying a puppy, you might

0:51.8

want to mention that to the guy downstairs who's trying to write a fucking book.

0:56.6

That's all I'm saying.

0:57.6

You might just want to mention it as opposed to, oh, did you hear I got a puppy?

1:03.0

Yeah, yeah, I heard you got a fucking puppy.

1:05.9

Definitely heard that.

1:08.2

Anyway, before I rant any further, let me play you a little, a little diddy here.

1:16.3

It's called Perfect for Me is originally written by Ron Pope and it's being sung and played

1:23.5

by my friend Alex from Vancouver.

1:53.5

I know you too well to say you're perfect, but you'll see all my sweet love.

2:17.8

You're perfect for me.

2:23.5

You know my dirty secrets and I know all of yours.

2:31.2

I promise I won't tell anyone about your 70s lesbian porn.

2:38.7

I wish that I had kept my voice so that you could die non-minsh.

2:46.0

If it would make you happy, I will wear a pussy wig.

2:55.3

And I know you too well to say you're perfect, but you'll see all my sweet love.

3:04.3

You're perfect for me.

3:10.1

I know your dirty secrets and you know all of mine.

3:17.5

You weren't too thrilled to learn that anal sex is on my bucket list.

3:24.7

I wish you were a bit more Greek so you could do me in the can.

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