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Superstore. This is the smell of a warm three-day-old egg salad sandwich in a wimpy trash bag.

Wimpy, wimpy! Whimpy! Bluh! And this is the smell of that same sandwich in a hefty ultra-strong trash bag with new

fabuloso lemon scent.

Hefty, hefty!

Smell the difference?

When life gives you stinky, get hefty ultra-strong with new fabuloso lemon scent.

It smells like clean, freshly picked lemons. So no

matter what's inside your trash, you can stop the stink and smell the lemon. To my younger self,

I wish you could see how beautiful you truly are. That beauty isn't defined by the number on your jeans or the scale or the size of your thighs or how small you wish your waist could be. It is so much more than that. You are so much more than just your physical appearance. Stop holding on to the jeans that no longer fit.

You shouldn't fit into the shorts you thrifted in grade 8 on your grad trip anymore. And it's okay if you don't fit into the ones from last summer either.

They aren't worth the torture of feeling not small or good enough. Your clothes are meant to fit you,

not the other way around. No one else knows the size of your pants you're wearing. Absolutely no

one, unless you tell them. You don't need to be a size zero or two or 25 to be beautiful or

accepted. So buy the pair that fits and flatters your body

instead of trying to squeeze into the size that you think you should be. It is crazy how much

more confident and better you look when the clothes you wear actually fit you. Oh, and wear the shorts.

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