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The Joe Rogan Experience

#1183 - Andrew Santino

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.5245.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2018

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Summary

Andrew Santino is a stand up comedian and actor. You can also see him on PROPS presented by Yahoo Sports, with episodes every Wednesday - https://bit.ly/2NAfM1j Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

4, 3, 2, 1.

0:05.0

Let's get the sound of this popping up.

0:06.3

I am it!

0:07.3

Chino!

0:08.3

Ladies and gentlemen, he just popped open a makers to taunt me.

0:11.6

46.

0:13.0

Can we let me hear that let me hear that let me hear that.

0:16.0

Oh that does sound lovely.

0:18.0

This one's for this one's for fat Bert and for Ari 11. I have 20 days 20 days of sobri

0:28.9

Then ain't shit already did 11. Let me tell you something what I've learned from this is what we were talking about before the

0:34.0

podcast started. You want to hear me? I'm going to pour some.

0:37.0

Yeah.

0:38.0

Like an alcoholic. This is like a AA meeting? I need a cigar or a cigar or a cigarette.

0:43.0

Hey I'm Joe.

0:44.0

Do we have cigars here?

0:46.0

Don't I have cigars there? I do, right?

0:48.0

Where the fuck are?

0:49.0

They're in one of these things?

0:51.0

And that hemidore?

0:52.0

You think? One of the things that I realized is that if you work out like I'm

0:57.0

working out like fucking three hours a day yeah I'm trying literally trying to

1:00.5

kill Bert I want Bert to try to keep up with me you want him to die though I'm trying to kill Bert and want Bert to try to keep up with me.

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