Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages, fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land.

But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dim. Who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us?

You don't know my cracking.

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking and dungeneering in hopes to get

some gold and girls. Join them for a crazy adventure. These are the Tabletop Champions.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast.

I'm Sean your dungeon master, and with me tonight we have Matt who plays Minos.

Where's the beef?

Stephanie who plays Lux.

Hi, guys.

Lauren, who plays Wren.

Why couldn't the paladin understand the two rogues?

Because they can't.

Oh. Ben who plays Ele't. Oh.

Ben, who plays Eleon.

Greetings.

And Kyle, who plays Colin.

I get knocked down, but I get up again.

By the way, Lord, I love how you just started doing the silly joke thing at the beginning without notifying any of us.

It just was a thing that started happening.

She doesn't need our fucking permission.

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