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Hello everyone and welcome to Monkey Tennis, the Alan Partridge fan podcast. I'm Adam Brooks and I'm joined by Tom Dark.

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Nick Alder.

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And Tom Stab.

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So, welcome to our deep dive into episode five of series two of this time with Alan Partridge,

as you will have hopefully already seen on BBC 1 or IPlayer or on a pirate site,

if you're living in one of the many countries around the world,

that enjoy the cream of our discharge.

So, yes, imagine kicking off your shoes, digging into a box set of monkey tennis episodes

with that dry cake you like, then times it by 10. How do you feel? Before we get into the meet of episode five, I think there's a few things have cropped up over the last few weeks in the APU that we should address. Who's got the first of those things? I think I can open this with something that we didn't spot a couple of weeks ago, and I'm

pretty ashamed that we all missed it, but I guess that's the nature of us trying to get these

episodes out quickly. So the episode where Alan talks through his new kind of kitchen utensils

draw system, and there's an animation of a house, That house is located at 10 King Road.

An absolutely brilliant Easter egg for long-time Partridge fans there.

Thanks to all the people that message us about that, and it's many, and the messages are coming in every day.

So I thought we should definitely address that now.

Yes, we know.

Sorry you missed it, but it's a brilliant joke and we've really enjoyed it.

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