#118 - The Chicken Says: Happy Valentines Day

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Our host is back in his cable access studio for this week’s Rantcast! Happy Valentine’s Day! Lewis is happy to be back recording podcasts and again and he gives us his thoughts on some of the big news stories from the last few days. Thank you all for the continued support. As always, please remember to take care of each other. It’s the most important thing we can do. This week’s live rants come from the Tarrytown Music Hall in Tarrytown, New York. PLEASE SUPPORT THIS SHOW' SPONSORS GhostBed: https://www.ghostbed.com/pages/lewis SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS https://www.lewisblack.com/live SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST https://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com FOLLOW LEWIS www.lewisblack.com www.youtube.com/officiallewisblack www.instagram.com/thelewisblack www.facebook.com/thelewisblack www.twitter.com/thelewisblack www.tiktok.com/@thelewisblack New episodes arrive every Wednesday. For advertising opportunities/contact email: rantcast@thesyn.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:37.1	This could all go horribly wrong at any minute. Hello and welcome to Lewis Flacks Rantcast number 118 entitled.
0:42.3	The Chicken says, Happy Valentine's Day.
0:45.3	The chicken isn't here to say happy Valentine's Day because the chicken is out celebrating Valentine's Day.
0:53.3	Like myself, he takes great joy in it, and he may or may not be back next week.
1:01.2	I am going to apologize for the fact that I have not been here, and I'm thrilled to be back
1:06.2	in my lovely cable access studio and to be able to spend some time with you today.
1:13.3	And on Valentine's Day, no less.
1:15.8	Oh, my heart goes bitter, patter.
1:17.5	But I am really sorry that I have not been able to be hosting these for the past few weeks.
1:26.8	And I really want to apologize to those of you who had
1:31.6	tickets to shows that I had to postpone. We recently, due to circumstances, really, that
1:37.2	were beyond my control. And I will maybe discuss these at some point. I'm not sure, but it
1:43.9	has not been a, not been the year I've been looking for, really.
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