118. Rough Stuff: Fashion Foe Pause (Feat. Carmen Angelica)

Small Beans

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Comedian, writer, director and Cracked alum Carmen Angelica finally joins the Small Beans pantheon by bravely exposing some of the truly unfortunate fashion/life choices that have haunted her lo these past twenty years. Co-hosts Bridgett and Sarah commiserate, as is their wont.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody and welcome to rough stuff the podcast where we invite our friends to humiliate themselves by telling embarrassing stories.
0:17.0	I'm Bridget Greenberg, and I went to summer camp for 10 years and can sing every color war fight song right now if you ask me to.
0:26.0	Wow, well I don't think we have the time for it but no we don't.
0:29.5	They're all like full two and a half minutes.
0:31.3	That'll be a patron only locked episode of Bridget sings the hits.
0:36.0	So everyone pay that Patreon baby if you want to hear that?
0:38.8	You want to hear?
0:39.8	And I'm Sarah Griffith and one time I peed in my own backyard because I locked myself out of my house.
0:45.0	Oh.
0:46.0	And here's the thing, I immediately peed.
0:48.0	I wasn't like, well, let me wait and if anyone's home, nope.
0:51.0	I jiggled the door, it was locked. I thought well, isn't outside.
0:53.4	Fantastic. I mean it's problem solving.
0:55.8	Yeah. And that voice you here is director, writer, actress Carmen Angelica.
1:01.3	Hi. Should I tell my embarrassing bagot?
1:04.9	OK, when I, in middle school, I got braces.
1:09.4	But before I got braces, they pulled nine teeth.
1:11.5	So I was toothless pretty much yeah
1:16.0	yeah they do that gummy baby so painful it was it was crazy the before you got
1:22.3	braced so your teeth grew in...
1:24.0	I had teeth that were not falling out essentially.
1:27.0	My teeth were not falling out and then my teeth were growing crazily around.
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