#118 - Pistol Dick and Dirty Santa

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Greg and Dave discuss Dave's gun happy neighbor, Greg's dirty trailer living neighbor, and a penis lesson.

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0:00.0	When you blow my whistle, baby, whistle baby.
0:03.6	No, we're not singing Florida.
0:04.8	I have my own.
0:06.5	We're not.
0:06.8	Everybody has a guy.
0:07.8	Like, if you have your guy, like, who's your guy? Like, if I have a guy. Well, right now my guy is LL Cool J. I know. Here's the thing. My guy's Flo Riter. Always has been. Always will be. So what is Flowrider doing right now?
0:01.9	It's also Florida.
0:03.1	It's a, no, it's not Florida.
0:05.9	It's Floorida.
0:06.6	It's Florida.
0:07.2	No, it's not Florida. It's Floorida. It's Florida. No, Florida's no R. It's... Cool J's... Look, can I tell you something? First off, L.O. Cool J is the man. Let's just fucking... People don't know this and what happened.
0:39.3	People might not know this right now, although they'll know by the time this comes out, that
0:41.0	L.L. Kuljai surprised
0:43.3	a burglar in his house and
0:45.4	he beat that burglar unconscious.
0:47.4	And what people don't seem to recognize
0:49.4	is that
0:51.1	not only is El Kuljay a badass and just
0:53.3	up to his street cred quite a bit but that burglar that guy who was probably on meth just looking to fucking sell some shit to get a new fix that guy who woke up in a hospital in handcuffs, that dude is walking the room. Florida.
1:41.8	So you like Florida.
1:42.6	Florida has a whistle song.
1:44.0	I like the whistle baby.
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