This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

You know, normally we wait to bring on the VIP guests, but I just have to jump right in.

I am so taken by how ridiculously breathtaking you are in this episode.

Thank you so much.

I'm not going to lie, Donald.

I texted her while I was watching it and said, you know, I don't mean to be super... Keep it classic. Keep it classy now. I'm not going to get in trouble with Bill. I just want to say I am not to be superficial and just talk about looks. She's also a very, very, very funny woman. But holy crap, are you beautiful in this episode? And I can say that because you're

being sexual and luring Johnny C. into the bedroom. So I'm allowed to comment on that, Donald.

But she's doing it in such a, that's the way it's supposed to be when you're booty calling

with your ex, right? Right. She just comes over. She says, yo, let's do this. And you say, yeah, let's do this. And then that's it. That's the rule. By the way, Krista, I used to say that all the time to Casey when I would have her come over at like, you know, 10.30 a night. Them's the rules of the booty call, baby. I used to say that shit to her all the time. Really? Yeah, absolutely. Krista, I love how in control Jordan is. She just, and I think it's a good, I mean, not that we were the first show to ever do this, but I think it was a good message for women. It was kind of like, hey, you can be, if you want sex, like, no shame, Go get yours. Go be in charge of the booty call.

Go get yours. Make it happen. Make it happen for yourself. I always tell my friends this on a different note.

You know, know how to make it happen for yourself and follow through. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you taking shit off anyone?

Yeah. And Jordan was like, you know, I don't want to hear you talk. Like, just shut up. Take your fucking clothes off. First of all, how are you? Sorry, how are you? I got excited. I was just watching the episode and I got excited. I miss you. And it was so sweet to hear from you guys for my birthday, so I really appreciate it.

Thank you.

No doubt.

How's your quarantining going?

You know, it's my wet dream to be quarantined.

There's people like Krista, I know, I'm sure if you're listening, you know,

who are like, wait, you're telling me I don't have to leave the house and no one will give me shit.

I mean, you know, it's not as easy for your friend Bill Lawrence who wants to be around people all the time.

Yeah.

You know, does he tell you that I put him downstairs?

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