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Ghostrunners

118 - In a Bathtub with My Principal

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2021

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

One of our better episodes in a while. We both answer phone calls, Facetimes, and even help a girl with an Instagram caption in the middle of the episode. Also a monumental night of stand up comedy for one of us. Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Guys, we're excited. We have a new excuse for you guys.

0:03.8

You can use this.

0:05.2

Your own disposal, however you want.

0:07.1

We kind of just came up. Brad kind of came up with it right before we started recording. Brad, tell him.

0:10.4

Yeah. So basically anytime you want to get out of plans,

0:13.6

if your parents are in the same hometown as you, just say, sorry, my parents are in town.

0:18.3

And then hopefully that this other person doesn't know you want to make sure that they don't

0:22.6

know you super well. And then it's just like, oh my gosh. Oh,

0:25.9

definitely hang out with your parents then.

0:27.5

Yeah, my parents are in town and they might want to get dinner.

0:30.0

They might want to get dinner. Don't say it with me.

0:32.1

Just say they might want to get dinner sometime and they might want to eat.

0:34.8

Hey, yeah. My sister's in town with her whole family. So they're thinking of eating dinner tonight.

0:39.6

And so yeah, probably can't come hang out with you.

0:41.5

That's what I should start doing. Just like describe my sister's life.

0:44.0

Right. It's like, ah, I trust me. I would like to.

0:47.1

Yeah. But my sister's in town and she just graduated grad school.

0:50.4

Right. And you know, it's just like just factual things. But if you make it,

0:53.4

it's with your family, then it's like, this is important. Where's the fallacy?

0:57.1

Where are you wrong? Where's the moral low ground there?

1:00.1

Yeah, I think it's fine. All these things are true.

1:02.0

Yeah, my parents are in town. Just my parents are in town.

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