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God Awful Movies

118: How Do I Love Thee?

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2017

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, special guest masochist Devin Heater joins Eli and Noah to discuss the very latest in celibacy during an atheist review of Brigham Young University's very own "How Do I Love Thee?" Learn more about Devin's show here: https://thepit-nyc.com/teams/gypsydanger --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0

This is supposed to be empowerment, right? The empowerment of this movie is like, oh, my friend, I can bait my own hook.

0:10.3

I mean, don't give me wrong, I am a baby factory with no thoughts of my own.

0:14.1

Two fears, the penis like death itself. I will put a worm on a sharp object and that is exactly as far as it'll ever go.

0:23.1

That is, that thing's the scary thing is that's, I think she thinks that's what heavy petting is.

0:29.7

So like, they're going to get hot and heavy in the back of the car later.

0:32.7

She's going to pull out a hook and be like, you ready for this?

0:35.7

Not awful movie movie movies.

0:50.7

Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because that's what it says on the podcast description.

0:56.7

Your host Noah Luzon's and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath unright unfortunately.

1:01.7

Heath is still mad at me for telling his girlfriend he had an octopus fetish so he's going to be giving us all the silent treatment today.

1:07.2

But sitting 81 miles to my right as a man who unfortunately cannot be inspired to deliver the silent treatment by any level of personal slight.

1:14.2

That would be my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli. How are you this fine afternoon, sir?

1:18.2

I am pretty fantastic Noah today. I learned that I was moral throughout high school.

1:25.2

That's what it was. I'm such a good dude. That's exactly and intimidating.

1:34.2

And also joining us today is improv comedian extraordinaire, Gamp fan favorite and special guest massacres Devon heater Devon. Welcome back.

1:42.2

Hi, everyone. All right. Awesome. Awesome. Everybody, you know, what they like about you the most is the long highs.

1:50.2

Yeah. You guys slam the energy of the entire gas. Right.

1:55.2

Every time every time I do one of these, my Twitter blows up and it's like Devon, give me a long high.

2:01.2

Everyone. No, I get it. I want another long high. Devon.

2:05.2

You you I said you got to pay for that shit. You underestimate the extent to which I cybers talk you.

2:11.2

If you think I didn't already know that. Oh, and by the way, how is that thing that you wanted to plug in the a segment going?

2:18.2

Oh, you mean my show gypsy danger? That's it. Exactly. Listen, I just want everyone to just go to the pit dash NYC dot com and like look up gypsy danger, which you probably can't do because it's not a very good or intuitive website.

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