118. Aria asks: What if monsters were made of carpet? (Remastered)

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Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

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🗓️ 12 February 2024

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Cthunkle, Squiderella, and Scully think they must scare chickens to get eggs from them. Could there be a better way? Find out in this extra whacky April Fools’ story. Lessons include: Kindness and cooperation can be much more effective than being loud and scary; messing with technology you don’t understand can be dangerous. This remastered story originally aired on April 1st, 2019. Join our Patreon for ad-free stories, monthly bonus episodes, a shout-out on the show, bi-annual mailings, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. Share questions & submissions with a grownup's help via email at [email protected], voicemail at 205-605-WHAT (9428), Instagram @whatifworldpodcast, or snail mail: What If World (or Mr. Eric) P.O. Box 4905 Panorama City, CA 91412 Eric and Karen O'Keeffe make What If World. Our character art is by Ana Stretcu, and our episode art is by Lynn Hickernell. A big thanks to our producer Miss Lynn. Our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe, and our theme song is by Craig Martinson.

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0:00.0	What if kittens paid the glockage beer?
0:09.0	What if unicorns were real?
0:12.0	What if you could fly? Corns were real if only.
0:13.0	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
0:17.0	We welcome you to what if world.
0:20.0	What if World? World, this is What If World.
0:30.0	Hey there folks and welcome back to What If World, the show where your questions and ideas inspire
0:38.2	off-the-cuff stories, I'm Mr. Reric, your host, and today I have tweaked and remastered a very special April Fool's episode,
0:46.4	one of our wackiest from back before my kids were even born.
0:51.1	Oh! Anyway, this phenomenally strange story, get started with a question from Aria.
0:58.6	Hi, Mr. Errik, my name's Aria, and I like horses. My wife is Aria and I like horses and my wife
1:04.8	is what if monsters were made up carpet and eats that he took
1:10.4	and her day because the teeth are sticking up.
1:13.0	Bye!
1:14.0	Wow, Aria! I love that question.
1:18.0	I actually really like that it's quite unusual.
1:21.0	April Fool's Erno, we're here to have fun.
1:25.0	And we're going to up the ante a little bit with one right-in question from a patron named
1:30.4	Maddie.
1:31.4	Maddie thinks we have the coolest theme song, thank you, I happen to agree.
1:37.6	And he asks, what if chickens didn't lay eggs?
1:41.8	Hmm.
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