meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Bald Brothers Podcast

117: Top 10 Sauces | #Thebaldbrotherspodcast

The Bald Brothers Podcast

The Bald Brothers Podcast

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Improv, Stand-up

4.8761 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

No summary found

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

The boy kept on stage. The Bob Brothers is back. Podcast at least. Let me tell you what, though. The ticket's about to be gone. D.C., Atlanta, Philly, likely going to be sold out in the next two or three weeks. There's only a couple hundred tickets left. Everything's selling pretty well, except Orlando. I don't know what's going on there. Because your tickets now, man, you think this podcast is fun.

0:23.1

The tour's way better. And this is my stupid thing. Wait, what is this? This is a protein shake. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on, man. Come on. I spilled, this is protein. You're all so pissed off. I'm trying to eat healthy.

0:36.5

The first thing I do is spill protein yogurt on my shirt

0:39.7

and this don't ever go away. You're all so pissed off. I'm trying to eat healthy. The first thing I do is spill protein yogurt on my shirt.

0:39.7

And this don't ever go away.

0:41.6

This happens to me more often than it should because I put a lot of granola. But you always a bull in the china shop. I am a bull in the china shop. Let me tell you what, wouldn't have happened. I guarantee you if I would have got that

0:51.0

bacon egg and cheese from McDonald's

0:53.3

or a steak egg and cheese bagel

0:54.5

wouldn't have no spill.

0:55.8

Oh, here we go.

0:56.4

Wouldn't have no spill with a hash brown.

0:58.0

Hasbro. guarantee you if I would have got that bacon, egg and cheese from McDonald's or a steak egg and cheese bagel? Wouldn't have no spill.

0:55.8

Oh, here we go. Wouldn't have no spill with the hash brown.

0:58.0

Hatsbrot ain't never spilled on my shirt. And I went down to Chick-fil-A? Ain't there. Go ahead and look at there. There ain't nothing in there. Ain't no joy. I mean, it's a lot of gums in there. Gums? Yeah.

1:06.7

Tony, I'll kill you, bro.

1:08.3

I promise you.

1:09.3

I would literally take your life away.

1:10.7

This would be called the Bob Brother podcast.

1:13.0

All right.

1:14.5

I'm... Tony, I'll kill you, bro. I promise you. I would literally take your life away. This would be called the Bob Brother podcast.

1:12.9

All right. I'm trying, man. I know, I know. I'm just, you guys. 32 grams of protein. I haven't been eating a vegetable until dinner. You say what? I haven't been eating, I mean, no meat until dinner. because I was at Kava

1:26.5

and I was doing the thing

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Bald Brothers Podcast, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Bald Brothers Podcast and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.