Eden, I need the time, the place, the name of your first breakup.

I had two breakups.

I had one thing that I had in high school that was like, we were not in a relationship.

We were just, we got blindly, not blindly, we got tricked into seeing each other

because my best friend was dating someone and she was bored. Or like, she just wanted a friend.

Like she wasn't bored in the relationship, but she wanted a friend to hang out with. And so she lied to me and told me that

his best friend was into me. And he told, I guess, I guess the guy told his friend that I had a

crush on him. I don't know. I didn't even like him to begin with. Did not have any interest in it.

We had nothing in common.

And then finally, it was like the summer before everyone was going to college.

I didn't go to college.

I shot a TV show instead.

But he was going to college.

And it was just this like, we've been like hanging out for so many months now.

And we've never gotten past the like first week of awkwardness level of

comfortability with each other.

And I was like, are we going to keep seeing each other though?

Are we going to?

And it was just so clear he really didn't want.

He really, really did not want to be seeing me.

And so I had to sit him down and be like,

hey, do you want to break up? And he was like, yeah, that's a good idea. I think we should

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