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🗓️ 19 September 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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0:00.0 | How's it going man? It's been a while. |
0:10.0 | It has been a while. Things are good and not like performative, it's been a while for the sake of the third chair. Like friends, it's been a while. |
0:18.0 | I feel like the rate at which I have communicated with you over the last two weeks is pretty much the lowest of maybe like the entire time I've known you. |
0:27.5 | Yeah, yeah, I can feel that. I feel like you're getting your butt kicked by something. It feels like there's an angry bear living outside your house and you walk outside and you have to fight it every day and then you go back in the house and then there's just no time to talk. |
0:41.5 | There was, there wasn't angry animal outside our house though. The neighbor's chihuahua came running over into our yard and just sprinted up to my daughter and just started to say, |
0:54.5 | I'm working in chirping and running around her feet and my daughter was fine. She's like, okay, I mean she had a tennis racket in her hand. She could take care of business with chihuahua. |
1:03.5 | But then this orange flash of glory comes from the bushes and, damn, my cat just ran up and smacked this dog right on the butt. |
1:14.5 | Yeah, torrent and the dog turned around and like, oh yeah, you want some and torrent just bat, bat, bat, bat, lightning fast three to the face all with the right paw. |
1:24.5 | You know that like quick jab punch that a cattle do. |
1:27.5 | Oh yeah, and then they look back like once more and then there's an implied name in there that they say. |
1:33.5 | You know that you know the one. |
1:35.5 | And then this little turd just goes taken off in the other direction like scampering away and the cats just there like, yeah, I did that. |
1:44.5 | All right, I'm going back to the bush now and just that was it. They just came out to protect the family. It was glorious. |
1:50.5 | When I was growing up, my buddy, Steve, oh best friend, I've go over to his house and he had this legendary cat named Tango and it was orange, which is why your story reminded me of Tango. |
2:02.5 | Oh yeah, and they tell the story. They tell the story about they would just watch Tango like watching Tango was like some kind of you know, at and burrow film all the time. |
2:12.5 | And they said he's just just big like fat Garfield looking cat. He's in the front yard one day and a red tail hawk comes down and makes a play on Tango and tries to like kill Tango and take him off. |
2:23.5 | And he does that that hit that you're talking about. And he like almost takes down the hawk. |
2:28.5 | Could you David at and burrow and rate that for me real quick? I refuse. I can't. I'm a Southern man. I don't know how to do dignity now. |
2:37.5 | Okay, that's fun that we're giving that a try. I feel like you've been deep in the editing hole on this massive, massive project that you're working on. |
2:46.5 | I am and you had some travel. I don't know. I just haven't talked to you for a while. So it's no blame, at least for me. And it's nice to talk to you. |
2:53.5 | I'm a little nervous about the video. I'm not going to lie. It's about privacy. And it's kind of an extrapolation from the lockdown. We think we talked about a while back. |
3:02.5 | I'm just noticing that more and more privacy is being taken away, meaning I have less and less privacy. |
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