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117 - Meat Scams (FIXED)

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

(UPDATED WITH FIXED AUDIO) Ray and Lucie discuss meat scams, fish wounds, The Pope, and much more.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Kump.

0:21.4

Hello.

0:22.2

Hello, Lucy.

0:22.9

Hi.

0:23.4

How are you?

0:24.1

I'm good.

0:24.7

Blessed be the Lord and the meat of the Lord.

0:28.9

What are you getting into?

0:31.2

What kind of scam are you running here?

0:33.6

You want to start a ministry?

0:36.0

That would be great.

0:37.5

Yeah. We could run some kind of high-level church scam with the meat scam.

0:45.3

Church and meat.

0:47.1

Where church meets the meat.

0:48.8

We could just be basically the Catholic Church, but we give you meat instead of crackers.

1:13.3

Well, I've always said that about the Catholic Church and the whole Eucharist thing that like, you know, look, just breast hacks here. The reality is, uh, they argue that, well, it's a cracker, but it becomes Jesus during the mass, right? The body of Christ. And they, and I've always said like, you know, and then they and they go, oh, well, God can do whatever he wants. I'm sure he could. So he could turn this. I mean, I believe. I believe.

1:18.6

Amen. So he can turn this into meat, into human flesh, into hair, with the skin, but he doesn't.

1:28.4

That's what we do.

1:29.3

That's where we come in.

1:33.1

We're the new kitten town meat party.

1:33.6

Wait,

1:35.4

that's got a connotation to it, doesn't it?

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