117. Lad Baby - what's going on with this sausage roll obsessed family?

The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake

Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell

Comedy, Improv

4.8 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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0:40.0	But the very next day you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
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0:53.9	Like the screen Rock podcast.
0:55.2	The podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's brought on our screens.
0:59.1	And indeed are mine.
1:01.0	Shout out to everyone at Christmas Time who subscribed to this podcast on Apple, YouTube or Spotify.
1:05.9	You do not as a favour, not as big a favour as the Patrients,
1:09.2	the Freemasons on 33.99 a month,
1:10.9	getting extra episodes every Tuesday and Sunday. Bash. I know, and five. They're getting two extra hours a week on top of you fucking week. Early access on Tuesday. Extra episode on Friday. Extra episode on Sunday. And no annoying adverts. If you want to spend two pound more than that a month, you'll be one of the Illuminator. So you'll have access to two extra group chats,
1:28.9	one of them fitness focused.
1:29.9	It helped me lift my own body weight
1:31.0	on my bench press, and you get a free hat on your head. Shout out to Eugene, runs out to Twitter
1:34.5	Crown, sent by God. Jesus Christ and God, who are busy at this time of year, if you remember
1:38.5	what I'm talking about, wink, wink, nudge, and a big wink and a kiss, to the ladies and gays who listen, who I can confirm are some of the most gorgeous and sexy ladies and gays in the United Kingdom. So those gays, especially at Christmas time, I'm never stop fighting for your fucking freedom. I'm here as always with Jake Farrell. And it's Christmas party season. It is Christmas party season. This episode is coming out on the kind of, it's prime time, do you know what I mean? It's go time.
2:02.0	It's Roy Keene and Patrick Vieira in the tunnel.
2:04.6	We'll see out there is that kind of stuff. I'm drinking every day. Who wants it? Who needs it? Yeah, yeah. Who's up for it? This separates, I think, I mean, this is a tweet. I don't know what to cut. But I think someone said something like this.
2:14.9	This separates the real alcoholics.
2:17.5	Yeah.
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