117. I'm Kodak Black

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

On today's show, Chris talks about how he is a spy. Also discussed: a $170 toaster, influencers out in public, Kodak Black, rap music, seeing red, and The Steve Miller Band. Plus, we take a look at Orange County this week for Missed Connections. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.9	Slack.com slash DHQ. New Year, new me. Nah, I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things
0:35.3	I love, like enjoying a latte on the bars with some music or on a walk with a friend. My
0:42.7	only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love, like switching up my usual with oat,
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0:59.3	Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.
1:09.5	Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Hey, what's up?
1:16.5	Episode of... Congratulations number 117. We got some dates and cities coming up. We've
1:24.3	got Oakland and Las Vegas. Those are sold out, I think. Des Moines, Sioux Falls, Fargo, Edmonton
1:32.4	and Victoria, BC are all coming up. Memphis, Chattanooga and Knoxville, Tennessee. Those
1:41.6	are all the next month or so. So get your tickets now. And we're live on my app here. We
1:49.9	can go download the Crystalia app on all the app stores or whatever the fuck but it's up
1:54.5	there. And a challenge. Should I have cleared my throat before we started shooting? Yeah.
2:00.7	Did I know? Is it okay? Yeah, because the baby's with me no matter what? Yes. Does it sound
2:05.2	bad? Sure. But is it raw and is what you see what you get when you're dealing with me?
2:09.8	Yes. So it's fine. No, it's my nose dry. Yes. No matter where I go. Yeah. Does it make
2:14.1	sense that my throat is wet? My nose is dry? No. But is my nose never going to cooperate
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