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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

116. Open Up The Limit

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

On today's show, Chris responds to the local Albuquerque news covering his reaction from last week. Also discussed: Coachella, Star Wars, Scarface, and Grandma Carmella. And we're back to Los Angeles for Missed Connections this week, some of the best yet. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Jay��

0:04.9

Ray

0:07.3

Carlos

0:12.1

please

0:16.3

Didn't

0:20.4

Let's go have some of these fucking cities that comes to

0:24.0

some late shows in these cities and tickets are still available because the first one sold out

0:33.2

immediately babies, Des Moines, who knew? Des Moines, they have got two S's, one at the end of each

0:42.8

word and you don't pronounce either Get rid of them both naturally, Get rid of them both.

0:47.4

But Des Moines, I will be there in a little bit Ed Minton, I will be there. Late show, tickets are still on sale.

0:58.0

Victoria BC, Late Show, tickets are still on sale. Chicago, tickets are still on sale for the late show.

1:09.2

Sorry for the second or third show, I don't know, whatever. But this is episode 116 and

1:16.7

my babies, our podcast is Soren. It is Soren. We're doing well. A lot of you guys are spreading this

1:24.8

cult and spreading the word. It's free conscience. You can listen to any podcast, but a lot of you guys

1:31.5

are just tried and true with us, man, and helping us get that wood for that log cabin, man,

1:38.5

because this is a cult. Do you know, and I see what these guys are trying to do? I see what the

1:42.1

fucking half a minute to Mars guys are trying to do and dude, they're trying to make a cult,

1:49.4

but they do not have a cult, dude. Their cult looks like it sucks, dude. It looks too serious.

1:54.4

It looks way too serious. That's the thing about cults. They're too fucking serious, dude.

1:59.8

Our shit is silly ghost time. A lot of these cults are talking about the end of the world. A lot of

2:05.5

these cults are talking about the days come in, the fucking resurrection and all this bullshit,

2:10.6

fucking and sucking. Fucking and sucking and tall grass, dude.

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