I'm not surprised by you motherfuckers.

Um, ladies and gentlemen, this might be a long one, so let's just get your uh, guest up here.

Um, ladies and gentlemen, Pat Naswell!

There he is. Look at him! What a glorious hunk of meat! Look at that thing!

Yeah. Holy shit!

I'd do him. He's so fucking beautiful.

I'd do him. We don't have a picture of me with my shirt off, but just look at Walter Mathau's face. That's what this...

Right under this shirt. When he was living or now, um, you know what? Oh boy, that's a tough question, huh?

Good one, Larry. First of all, first of all, it's Gary and second of all, it's Gary.

You guys are a cute couple.

You make everything sound like a threat. It's literally your book. I don't think you hear, you can't hear it.

Every, their intonation, everything sounds like a threat.

Yeah, I don't think that's true.

Oh, there he is. He can't hear it. He cannot hear it. That was for sure a threat.

That's a threat. February 12th!

1809!

8 God! Damn it! God! Damn it!

Alright, one of the boxes is checked off. 1800s.

Let's see if the second one gets checked off. We know which one that is.

Abraham Lincoln was born in a one-room log cabin in Kentucky.

I thought you were going to fill a loop right here, haven't you?

Wow, I'm waiting a minute.

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