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Mission To Zyxx

116: X-Marse in Chimnacia [ft. Paul F. Tompkins]

Mission To Zyxx

Mission To Zyxx

Improv, Fiction, Science Fiction, Comedy, Comedy Fiction

4.94K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2017

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

The crew enjoys a well deserved day off for X-Marse. Oh wait. Nope. They are deployed to the sooty planet Chimnacia, where they encounter a hardworking raconteur. Bargie plays the hits and flops. Dar is spared from family drama. Pleck makes it about himself. Who fancies C-53’s new voice? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar and Brianna the Log Flume Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Urchin Bot with a Weird Accent Winston Noel as ART_DODGA and Aggressive Urchin Bot Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Broken Urchin Bot, and The Great Beast With special guest Paul F. Tompkins as Rip Seeso Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Argot Studios by Paul Ruest Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

Transcript

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0:00.0

The period of civil war has ended.

0:03.6

The rebels have defeated the evil galactic monarchy

0:07.6

and established the harmonious federated alliance.

0:11.8

Now, Ambassador Pleck Dexetter and his intrepid crew

0:16.8

travel the farthest reaches of the galaxy

0:19.4

to explore astounding new worlds,

0:22.5

discover their heroic destinies

0:25.3

and meet weird bug creatures and stuff.

0:29.1

This is certificate to the those Az Fateh.

1:00.1

Hey Bargie.

1:01.1

Yep.

1:02.1

Happy X-Mars!

1:04.1

Huh?

1:05.1

Yeah, the X-Mars here.

1:07.1

You're gonna open your boot?

1:09.1

Can you manipulate it?

1:10.1

Is there like arms that come out of the control?

1:12.1

You know, they were like, I'm sorry, I'm just not feeling X-Marsy this year.

1:15.1

I just...

1:16.1

No, Bargie, why?

1:17.1

I've been through a lot.

1:18.1

You know, I have trouble with my son.

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