It's that time. What time? High time to say, if you've got time to give this time your time, then it's time to let this time spend time making your time a good time. On this time. Monkey tennis? Please, please, cook your eggs. Be safe. Be safe. Monkey tennis? Well, I have a glass of water, please. It falls to me to say he has gone. Monkey tennis? I said I'd find out more. I haven't done that. Hey, Fidelia. Monkey tennis? I said, who the hell is that? That's really a shame boy in a wig. Monkey tennis? There is broad agreement that John was good. Tommy, join me at the lady. The show that promises to be all things. To all men. And all women. And everything in between. Monkey tennis? There's a subtle cock up there. Hello everyone and welcome to Monkey Tennis, the Alan Partridge fan podcast. We're here with episode 116. I'm Adam Brooks and I'm joined by Tom Dark. The bang, oof, smack and twat of men thumping each other.

Nick Alder.

My audience are more concerned about hand dryers, speed bumps and bigger fines for dog dirt.

And Tom Stab.

She's been destroyed.

The dog, not Claire Boulding.

So, yes, welcome as we continue our trawl through this time series two, which is obviously

going out on BBC 1 right before we put our podcast episodes out each week.

Before we get into the crux of this episode, let's talk a little bit about some of the

Alan adjacent promo and news and tits bits that have cropped up recently. So what do we have?

Well, I guess it's less of a this week in Allen this time round and a bit of a Partridge promo

roundup. I enjoyed seeing that Susanna Fielding's been on quite a few bits and pieces over the last

few weeks. So BBC breakfast and Sunday brunch. It made me think,

is Coogan just wheeling her out to do all the heavy lifting? He can't be asked to do the interviews

anymore. That's what it feels like to me. Also, we haven't yet had chance to talk about the radio

advert that was doing around just before the new series started. So it might be worth just giving

a quick moment to that as well.

Hello, I'm Alan Partridge. In Group B are all the sad, stupid people who've never heard of me.

In Group A are all the cool, clever people who love me. If you want to go from B to A,

tune into this time with Alan Partridge on BBC One. If you're already in Group A, this does not apply to you.

This time with Alan Partridge returns Friday night at 9.30 on BBC One and I player.

I feel like I must be in Group A off the back of my Mastermind win, and you guys are probably

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