Oh hello, hi there. How you do? It's yourself. I just wanted to pop in before the episode starts,

just to say a couple of little things. So, in this episode I'm going to be talking, well, a pretty grizzly story.

A very, very, very crazy, crazy tale, which we will get to.

One of the big major themes that runs through it is religion.

And I just wanted to be very clear about something before we even begin.

I'm not mocking the religious part of the story,

but it is a huge, huge factor,

and some of the behaviour is crazy.

Not the religion is crazy,

but the behaviour attached by some of the people in the story is crazy.

So before we start to get into people going, oh, you're anti this or you hate this, I don't.

Well, it's not, you know that.

If you've listened to me, that's not my style, it's not my vibe, I'm not going to hate on anything.

But I do in this episode talk about religion and a very specific one at that.

So I just wanted to say that straight away.

It saves me having to do it throughout the episode.

When you know that's not me, you know that's not what I'll do.

Also, Swedish people, you are in for a treat here with me trying to

pronounce some Swedish terms. And also, Shouty Man is on holiday this week. Okay, good luck, everyone.

I was programmed to kill.

He told me what to do.

I was listening to God.

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