#116 - Doug Benson
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4.8 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2016
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It is Dave. I did pop in with a brief message here because a couple of things went down after we recorded. First of all, Austin and Oklahoma have been canceled. Beyond our control, the Oklahoma Booker just pulled out. It was kind of lame. We thought we had enough tickets sold. And they could have negotiated stuff, |
| 0:22.9 | but they just kind of were douches. |
| 0:26.4 | So, |
| 0:27.2 | they canceled the gig, and that caused Austin to fall apart, too. |
| 0:30.6 | Sorry about that, you guys. Anybody who bought tickets? |
| 0:34.5 | And then to make up for it, |
| 0:36.5 | we're doing one in Los Angeles? Yeah, that doesn't make any sense uh yeah we have decided to do a live |
| 0:44.4 | podcast on september 3rd at meltdown in l.a more to come on that soon oh so nice it's so nice when Greg's not here. If you put a hose in a squirrel. If you put a hose in a... Hold on. No, no, no. If you put a hose... Okay. You take a... Pre this, you were like, I'm going to come up with something amazing. I just wanted everyone to know that this is gonna be amazing this is amazing we're all gonna kick back we have a guest to enjoy how fucking amazing this is i'm about to do something amazing maybe you're not though okay so you take like have we you've never done it if we ever done anything amazing on the show yeah yeah yeah i do it all a time no no no i don't think so you take like a you listen back right oh yeah, yeah, I do it all the time. No, no, no, I don't think so. You take like a... You listen back, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd laugh at myself all day long. |
| 1:31.3 | You, you take a garden hose. Somebody has to. And you get, you need, this is a two-man job, because someone's got to hold the squirrel. Is this something we're going to do together? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:24.3 | Okay. |
| 1:24.8 | So you're gonna hold the squirrel under your arm. |
| 1:27.3 | You keep, just hold the mouth shut. |
| 1:28.4 | I feel like you hold the squirrel in a relationship. |
| 1:29.8 | And grab its little legs and just fucking hold it. |
| 1:31.9 | And, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So you're gonna hold the squirrel under your arm. You keep, just hold the mouse shut. |
| 1:44.7 | I feel like you hold the squirrel in relationship. |
| 1:46.1 | And grab its little legs and just fucking hold it. |
| 1:48.3 | And then I stick the hose in its asshole, right? |
| 1:52.0 | And we attach the other one to a septic tank removal service. |
| 1:59.0 | So it's just filled with just, it's just awful. It's just filled with everything that came out of your house so it's just filled with just awful it's just filled |
| 2:02.8 | with everything that came out of your house and it's just |
| 2:04.6 | piss and shit and all the |
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