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The Mess Around with Hannah and Lamorne

116: Control

The Mess Around with Hannah and Lamorne

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Lamorne Morris, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, New Girl, Jake Johnson, Comedy, Hannah Simone, The Mess Around, We're Here To Help

4.69.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to our show! Schmidt lost control of his relationship with Cece, so he lashes out when Jess makes changes to the loft. We talk about how filthy TV apartments get in a single day and the slap fight that changed Lamorne forever. This week's True American is called Betty Crocker’s Kid's Dessert. We’ll each describe the greatest kid snack, and you guys can vote for the best version right now on Instagram. If you'd like to ask us a question, please send a voice memo to welcometoourshowpodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @welcometoourshowpod.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:07.2

Ring, ring, ring, ring.

0:09.9

May I please speak with Zoe?

0:11.8

Oh, hello, LeMorn.

0:13.3

Let's patch in Hannah.

0:14.6

God, I forgot what it was like working with you guys.

0:17.7

Welcome to our show. Welcome to our show. Welcome. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here. Take your shoes off. Take your pants. Don't take your pants off. Don't take your pants off. If you want to. If you're at home and you're in the privacy of your own place, I think it's fine to take your pants off if you want. But if you are in traffic, yeah. If you're in traffic or on the train, don't take your pants off. Right. That's right. Yes. This is an episode all about control and appropriateness. Exactly. Don't take your pants off. Uh-huh. unless you're Schmidt in this episode.

1:11.7

Or a streaker, you know, if you're one of those flashers.

1:14.3

Or a streaker.

1:15.9

If you're a streetcar flasher, then fine.

1:19.6

Then do your thing.

1:20.8

You know what?

1:21.5

Forget it.

1:22.2

We're not telling you what to do.

1:24.3

No.

1:24.8

You're in charge of your bodies.

1:27.1

Episode 116, control. It was supposed to be so simple. All just wanted to do was bring a hutch

1:33.7

into her shared living space. What's wrong with that? How was she to know it would upset the

1:38.4

delicate balance of the entire loft? Meanwhile, Schmidt feels out of control in his relationship with CeC, who is basically

1:45.6

using Schmidt as a booty call at this point. Damn, C. Now, used to calling the shots,

1:52.7

Schmidt, he can't take any more uncertainties. Here's what he does. You guessed it. He smashes

1:58.6

Jess's hutch. That is absolutely ridiculous. But Jessica Day won't be so easily put out. She takes Schmidt to Venice Beach to get him to loosen up a bit. Because if you've been to Venice Beach, they loose down there, young. They're real loose. While there, Schmidt lets his freak flag fly. Back at home, things fall apart.

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