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Join me for the Ultimate Team Mom Deep Dive.

This is more than just a recap show.

I'll scour the internet to bring you all the best drama that MTV didn't air.

From police reports to deleted tweets, I've got the details on all the fights, breakups, and arrests of our favorite MTV train tracks.

If you think the moms bring the drama on TV, just wait until you hear what really happened.

I'm your host, Liz Bentley.

Hi, everyone.

How are you? Long time, no chat. I feel like it's been years. I hope everyone had a nice Easter, a nice Passover last weekend. I was off because I kind of last minute went to

Virginia to celebrate with my best friend and her kids, you know, who are my family.

So that was really nice. I wasn't going to go because it's just like it's such a long drive.

I didn't want to take Friday off, but I decided to go. And I had a really nice time.

Just a little heads up. I might have to take an unexpected week off in the next couple

weeks because said best friend is 38 weeks pregnant with a baby. And once the baby is born,

I'm going to go down that following weekend whenever that is. So if she has the baby, like late Wednesday night, I'll go down Friday,

but it's possible I won't be able to record this Thursday. And there's no way I can record this in

Virginia would not possible. Sometimes I can do, you know, the pot on the road, like the one that I

remember when I recorded a podcast, so I was babysitting.

And I was like scared they were going to come home and find me, like, with my whole setup,

just like talking into a mic. And I even was like crying during that episode. Oh, could you imagine?

By the way, if you weren't listening back then, it was like way after the kid went to sleep.

But so yes, I can sometimes do the pot on the road, but she has three loud-ass kids,

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