116: 116. William Ross

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2019

⏱️ 79 minutes

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A special garden-focused episode with cannabis cultivation mastermind, William Ross AKA Stoned Ninja. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Captain's Log, Day 173, the search for a natural way to kill weeds.
0:06.3	Hey there, I'm Captain Jack, ecologist and gardener.
0:09.9	Not long ago, I found a compound in goat milk, so effective at killing weeds, it's the active ingredient in my deadweed brew.
0:16.9	Captain Jack's dead weed brew kills weeds and grasses anywhere and everywhere, and it's approved for organic gardening.
0:23.4	Protect your oasis with Captain Jack's deadweed from Bonnide. Learn more at Captain Jacks.com.
0:32.3	Roger.
0:34.8	Okay, I think you're pulling the wrong one.
0:40.3	Okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
0:42.3	And we're still a little bit left in me.
0:45.3	Okay, don't hold it so tight.
0:48.3	Okay.
0:49.3	Stand right. Hi, I think it's going to pull the wrong.
1:06.2	I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
1:09.0	And we're still, it's just, uh, hi, welcome to the podcast. This now. And we're doing it. Hi.
1:12.2	Welcome to the podcast.
1:13.4	This is how it's going to start.
1:15.4	Boo, do, do, do.
1:18.0	Welcome, welcome, welcome.
1:19.2	Thanks for being here.
1:20.9	This is the beginning of the podcast.
1:22.7	This is my second attempt at doing this because I did a classic thing that happens all the time, the people everywhere.
1:30.1	And I'm surprised it hasn't happened to me in a long time where I totally deleted everything I just recorded.
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