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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

115: Zane Survived Being Poisoned

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.935K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:00.0

Zane and I, we have the same hairstylist. And she, so it's interesting because your hairstylist

0:05.9

is like kind of like your therapist, but not your therapist. I tell her everything. So I talk about you,

0:11.0

everybody. But you know, the whole thing with therapists is that I'm going to go there, you know,

0:15.1

patient confidentiality. But I always hear like what Zane's kind of been up to from like her eyes. She tells me that every, all my friends that go to her,

0:21.7

they ask about me, they like talk about me.

0:23.9

How's Zane doing?

0:24.6

It's not even that, just like talking shit almost.

0:27.0

Oh, I don't talk shit about my friends to her.

0:28.8

She said that she either brought up or y'all had talked about

0:31.8

getting laser hair removal.

0:33.1

I didn't, I never brought that up. She's the one that brought it up. She's like, you should get hair laser removal. I'm like, what the fuck is that? She's like, you can literally to your beard line of where you trim, you can get it lasered and hair will never grow there. I was like, oh, I didn't even know you can do that in the like back of his neck. So it always, you can, you can do it anywhere. You know, it's just like the baby hairs that grow and then the, when your barber always kind of like straight razors it down.

0:56.2

It's gross. That's when I like when I see that, that's when I know I need a haircut.

0:59.4

When the hair like starts going up the back of your shirt.

1:02.2

Oh, I don't know.

1:02.8

So you can get that laser and not have to worry about it.

1:05.2

I would do the neck, but I still have this dream of having a giant beard at some point in my life. Like one day I will have a full on Zizi.

1:13.0

Yeah, but you don't need the,

1:14.6

you could be like a part time Santa Claus too.

1:16.8

Yeah, I just, I just have this vision of it and I know, you know,

1:19.8

you know, you kind of need this down here to.

1:21.3

You don't need that part to.

1:22.9

Oh yeah, that's where you get your length and your, I thought the length comes from like the front of your chain.

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