115 – So Many Teeth (feat. Max Carleton)
Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men
Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2016
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary

In which Jay and Max brave the X-Men anime; the problem isn’t in Wolverine’s pants; Xavier is for once less villainous than he seems; Emma Frost gets ruffly; Cyclops wasn’t even supposed to be here today; and we both really want to hang out with Scott Porter.
X-PLAINED:
- Billy Kaplan and Tommy Shepherd
- Waiting for the Trade
- The X-Men Anime
- Marvel Anime
- Scott Porter
- Jay’s ongoing attempts to assemble a coherent X-Men/Speed Racer conspiracy theory
- Floating Hands Theater Wolverine
- An unlikely T.A.
- Several recurring flashbacks
- The U-Men
- The other U-Men
- Armor (Hisako Ichiki)
- Emma Frost, but ruffly
- Evil Moira MacTaggert (Yui Sasaki)
- The Sasaki Institute
- The other Inner Circle
- Marsh
- Rat
- Neuron
- Takeo Sasaki
- Potluck night at the Hellfire Club
- Living vs. dead Jean Grey
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Max, you know a lot about the Maximovs. What's the deal with the twins? |
| 0:05.0 | Okay, so there's this couple named Maria and Jango who show up at the High Evolutionaries Fortress at about the same time as Miss America and the Wizard. |
| 0:13.0 | Oh wait, wait, no, no, not, not Wanda and Pietro, the Little Twins, Tommy and Billy. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh, they're Wanda's kids. |
| 0:19.0 | With whom? |
| 0:20.0 | The Vision. |
| 0:21.0 | The Vision's a robot. |
| 0:22.0 | Synthysoid. |
| 0:23.4 | Whatever. |
| 0:24.4 | How does that even work? |
| 0:25.7 | Well, when a woman and a synthizoid love each other very much, sometimes they channel the |
| 0:30.9 | power of an entire town of witches into an otherwise impossible pregnancy. |
| 0:35.7 | So, magic babies. |
| 0:37.7 | Nope, normal babies. |
| 0:39.7 | Wanda is concerned about that too, so she goes and checks with Dr Strange, who confirms that it's a totally normal, completely legitimate pregnancy. |
| 0:47.6 | You know, I would kind of question Dr Strange's qualifications to accurately judge what counts as normal. |
| 0:54.0 | That's valid, especially because the twins turn out to be fragments of Mephisto's soul. |
| 0:59.0 | Wait, I actually kind of remember this, but I thought they were part of master pandemonium, soul, not Mephisto's. |
| 1:05.0 | Didn't he reclaim them and turn them into like creepy baby hands or something? |
| 1:08.0 | No, it turned out he was just a gopher. Anyway, babies got reabsorbed, Wanda got mine wiped, although she eventually remembered them again, and came to terms with the fact that, you know, she lost her babies. |
| 1:19.0 | Then she forgot she remembered that, remembered it again, and had a kind of omnipotent cosmic breakdown during which she caused the twins to be |
| 1:27.0 | re-pre- incarnated as relatively normal super-powered kids |
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