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#115 - Divisional recap: Chiefs crazy comeback, 49ers crazy crowd & Would You Rather tackle Derrick Henry

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Chris & Ahmed recap the Divisional Round by second-guessing some coach decisions and Chris finishes with an epic rant against the Browns. (2:45) Chiefs 51-Texans 31 Why Chris never thought the Chiefs were out of it (5:45) Mulligan Monday: should Bill O'Brien have gone for it on 4th-and-1 early? (8:55) Chris calls O'Brien hot seat talk "insane" (14:05) Why couldn't the Texans cover Travis Kelce? (19:10) Bad tweets & how "Big Buck Chuck" launched the Chiefs comeback (22:50) Ahmed makes a case for taking Andy Reid over any other coach (26:05) Titans 28-Ravens 12 Tajae Sharpe trolls Mark Ingram (27:40) Would You Rather tackle Derrick Henry or... (33:50) Earl Thomas' ill-fated trash talk (34:45) Mulligan Monday: was John Harbaugh too aggressive on 4th down? (39:45) Did the Ravens make a mistake by resting in Week 17? (47:55) Packers 28-Seahawks 23 Ahmed questions Seattle's early-game strategy with Russell Wilson (53:20) Chris apologizes for calling the Packers the worst #2 seed he's ever seen (56:30) Damn! Okay Davante Adams (59:15) Mulligan Monday: Pete Carroll's punt on 4th-and-11 (1:04:15) 49ers 27-Vikings 10 Simms raves about the playoff atmosphere at Levi's Stadium (1:06:30) "The 49ers running game is as exciting as some teams' passing games." (1:13:45) Browns hire Kevin Stefanski "Cleveland is back to the mistake on the lake" (1:21:30) Requiem for a Team: Ahmed eulogizes the Texans, Vikings, Ravens & Seahawks

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're very smart. You make jokes that go over my head sometimes because me play football, me blonde quarterback.

0:06.6

You do that to me as well. I don't know.

0:08.7

Some of the jokes don't go on my head. They're just so inappropriate that I just try to move on.

0:11.7

You do. You try to ignore it. You're like, uh-oh. That's an HR violation about Chris.

0:16.0

Can't spell Chris without HR, okay?

0:19.2

Yo, yo, it's Monday. Divisional playoffs in the books. We got the final four. It was awesome weekend. Chris Sims, Ahmed Farid, the Wimp, Ahmed Farid, right here. I'm saving you from yourself in those situations. Right, yes. We're going down a road that's going to get Chris in trouble. I'm going to make a turn.

0:38.1

Yeah, I just, you know, it's all right. I know you're my friend and you are trying to save me and I probably need, I need saving like 95% of the time. But every now and then, I don't want to be saved. And you make that very clear. You make it very clear. If we're trying to steer you away from something, you go, no, I am going to say this.

0:55.8

Because it's the internet in 2020.

0:57.9

Exactly. You make that very clear. You make it very clear. If we're trying to steer you away from something, you go, no, I am going to say this.

0:55.8

Because it's the Internet in 2020.

0:58.0

Exactly.

0:58.7

That's usually my point.

1:00.1

Right.

1:00.4

Yes, I mean, the Internet, you can go ahead and find anything.

1:02.7

And people watch a lot more crude things than some of the things I say.

1:05.7

And then I go, we'd still put that Peacock logo on it, and that makes people nervous. Exactly. That is. Well, it makes my boss is nervous. I know that. But what's up,

1:12.0

everybody? Check out the podcast, rate review, please. We're going to get into this AMAs here real soon. I know

1:18.4

that. We're going to recap divisional, divisional weekend. Had some awesome football games. I was there

1:24.5

to witness Vikings 49ers. That was great. I was. Flew across country. Cool. Don't anybody tell you there's no home field advantage there. Fuck that. The 49ers fans are for real. Yeah. That stadium is very loud. Kirk Cousins didn't use the silent count when he was in New Orleans. He did when he was in San Francisco. So I think that tells you how loud it was, right? That's big too because, because I know the first couple of years I was there, it was not loud.

1:47.2

Yes.

1:47.4

And the team wasn't as good. Yes. They were going through a transition then. Right. Harbaugh had the 8-and-8 team and things got sour real fast, but that's good to hear. They were insane. Like you knew it was going to be a loud stadium an hour before kickoff because the stadium was already about 60 to 70% full. People seemed like they were rowdy. They'd been drinking some. They'd been smoking some of that good, good. Whoa. You smelled that everywhere, okay? Yeah. So you know, I smelled that everywhere. That is weed we're talking about. All right. But that was cool. Then there was the Saturday night surprise.

2:18.9

Yeah.

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