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Small Town Murder

#115 - A Game Of Pray, Marry, Kill in Lititz, Pennsylvania

Small Town Murder

James Pietragallo, Jimmie Whisman

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4.974.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2019

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

This week, in Lititz, Pennsylvania, two young people find love in a group of homeschooled kids from the area. The problem is that families don't approve of their budding relationship, leading to sneaking, lying, and some generally non-church sanctioned activities. This whole situation culminates in a missed curfew, argument, and death. The attempted getaway is something to be remembered, but this whole thing will still leave a bad taste in your mouth. Either way, it's worth the ride to hear this wild story!


Along the way, we find out that too many candles in one festival could be dangerous, that parents had no idea about old school social media, and that maybe you should finish the 9th grade before you plan to marry!!


Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman


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0:00.0

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0:07.0

This week in Littitz, Pennsylvania, two sheltered kids find what they believe is love leading to Shakespeare level murder. Welcome to Small Town Murder.

0:25.0

Hello everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder. Yay!

0:35.0

Yeah, indeed Jimmy. Yay indeed. My name is James Petra Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman.

0:40.0

Thank you folks so much for joining us on another crazy wild edition of Small Town Murder. It's going to be crazy again this week. It is.

0:48.0

It is. I understand in the beginning the pronunciation of this town. Let's save it for a minute. Let's say we'll do House Cleaning then we'll get into this right away into the town because there's going to be a lot of jokes here.

1:01.0

A lot of very immature jokes and some of them will be funny. So stay tuned for that. Thank you everybody for everything this week.

1:09.0

First of all, thank you to everybody in Nashville who came out to the live show. We're closed out the comedy festival there. That was a blast. Really great you guys were fun and you guys waited around and hang out with us and meet us on a Sunday night. That's awesome. Thank you guys for that.

1:23.0

A bunch of people traveled from their homes to visit this town together and share home. Yeah, yeah, a big group came. It was awesome. So it's great to see like you guys have built a community here. That's just amazing and thank you and we're glad that we could help coordinate that I guess you can say or whatever.

1:41.0

Facilitate. Facilitate. We didn't coordinate anything. We also did the facilitate. We just gave a recce...

1:48.0

Facilitate. Facilitate could be anything. That's like conspiracy. You can help somebody without even knowing you're helping them in a conspiracy. It's just one hand doesn't need to know what the others doing as long as they're working toward the same goal, which is that but contribute. You actually have to do something which we've not done for them.

2:05.0

But thank you guys for everything this week. Thank you for your reviews, your iTunes Apple podcast, whatever the hell that is. The purple icon. Thank you for those reviews. They really, really matter a lot. So if you have not done it yet, please get on there Apple iTunes or whatever the hell it is and give us a review. It helps drive us up the charts on a business level. It means the world doesn't matter what you say.

2:25.0

There's five stars as good. You can say you're following instructions or directions. It doesn't really matter. It's not for our ego. We promise you it's just for business purposes to help people find the show more. Also go to shut up and give me murder.com where there is a plethora of new things up and all sorts of cool merchandise you can get for small town murder and for crime and sports, which you should be listening to.

2:47.0

If you haven't listened to crime and sports, if you've been going, whatever, you've been on the fence, listen to the last two. If the last let's first start with Mitch Green and then go to the next one to Nile Ranger that we did last week. If Mitch Green doesn't hook you, then you won't like it. We'll put it that way. That's the one right there. It is insane and everything that crime and sports is all about very little sports.

3:08.0

Especially if you run out of this show. If you've got all the where you need to go, give that a shot. Go give that a shot. I had a message the other day about a girl that who listened to this one like three times through and then she decided to go try that and she absolutely.

3:21.0

Yeah, we get that all the time. I don't know why I waited so long. I like it better than small town murder. We get that a lot. So give it a shot. You'll enjoy it. You can do that all right from the site. Also you can donate from the site, which is incredible. If you want to do that, you want to be one of our producers who are going to talk about it at the end of the show.

3:37.0

That is very easy to do right from shut up and give me murder.com. You can follow links that take you to patreon.com slash crime and sports. Or you can go over to PayPal and make a one time donation using our email address, which is crime and sports at gmail.com.

3:51.0

Yes. And that said, I think we should just do the disclaimer and get right into this here because it's been a crazy week. And we'll talk about that over the course of the show. We've had a crazy, crazy week. But this is a comedy podcast. We're comedians.

4:04.0

So jokes are going to be made. It's going to happen. The cases are real. We promise you everything that we talk about is 100% real. We just make some jokes in there. We make jokes at the expense. You said what's so funny about murder? We will tell you a lot of stuff.

4:18.0

We make jokes about small towns because everyone's from a shitty small town. And you got to have a sense of humor about it. We make jokes about murderers, you know, people that kind of deserve it.

4:28.0

You know, a bumbling police force that let somebody go for 10 years without doing a good job will make fun of them. We make fun of the surrounding things. It's fine.

4:35.0

What we go out of our way to do though is we try not to make fun of the victims or the victims families because we're assholes, but we're not scumbags. That's how that works. So that sounds good to you. You're going to have a good time.

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