I'm hoping I'd go viral with this one.

I just took a gigantic dump at Starbucks without buying anything.

Thanks, Philly.

They're like the rows of parks of the homeless.

The two black guys went in there and they...

Yeah, because now you can't say to anybody.

You've got to buy something. No, no, no, no. You don't... Not at Starbucks. Now you don't buy anything. Now they can't make you buy stuff. So it's all over. The whole thing is over. If you're... Well, if you're black, I think you all obviously have some privileges that, you know, whatever. If you're black, they can't say no now. Like even, I think I even had a diner that you know whatever you if you're black they can't say no now like even i think

i even had a diner that you have to they have to let you take a shit oh gross no like it's gonna

like i just got off the cue train shout out to the cue train and it's i got on there i got on there

i was like holy shit there was a guy just standing there he wasn't even

like he was just acting like he was regular and he just smelled like piss and shit right i'm like i can get

this at starbucks yep so so every starbucks is now gonna and especially in cities it's gonna smell like

shit and piss because it's just gonna be people waiting in line to take a dirty dump and you you can't say to a fucking, you can't say to one black dude, not that they're all black, but you can't say to one dude, you can go, but then smelly McPisserson can't go in. Because then you're saying, well, you're, you smell, you're homeless, then where do you don a line? How much, how much can you smell?

Bathrooms are for paying customers.

End the story. I don't care. No, that's what the problem was in Philly. They didn't buy anything. They want to use the bathroom. They said they're waiting for a friend. I think I've said it before when I'm waiting for shit to come out. Yeah. Waiting for a friend. It's like women waiting for their period to start.

I'm waiting for a friend.

So they said they're waiting for a friend. It's like women waiting for their period to start.

I'm waiting for a friend. So they said they're waiting for a friend. Right. A black friend again could be a shit, euphemism. Anyway, a black friend. That's better than a nigger. Really? And then they said, and they wouldn't, they said the manager has to them to leave. They wouldn't buy anything. So now they're going to have, they're going to shut down every Starbucks on May 28th or some shizant and retrain them how to let people take a shit in the, in the fucking bathroom. Was a manager black or white? Do you know? Of course they're white. Why not? No. It's a manager. Not a system manager. Oh, shit. What do you?

What are smoking?

Why is smoking at the bar? I haven't seen a white person in a Starbucks working in Manhattan. Well, this is Philly, a little different. It's a little different pay scale down there. So they can probably some Italian guy. Hey, use can't. Hey, use. It was a lady. Oh, was it really? Same voice.

Hey, you can't take a dump in here.

You've got to buy a Venti Mouccino. It was a lady. Oh, was it really? Same voice.

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