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Hello everyone and welcome to Monkey Tennis, where tonight will not just be taking a deep dive into the latest episode of this time series two, but also witnessing the reunion of four podcasters that haven't seen each other

for over six months and none of them will be winning a caravan. I'm Adam Brooks and I'm joined by Tom Dark.

Is the apple in our pocket replacing the noodle in our brains? Nick Alder. For God's sake, Rosie,

you can't eat raw egg. And Tom Stab. It's high time to say if you've got time to give this time your time,

then it's time to let this time spend time making your time a good time on this time.

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That sounds like you're splitting hairs, Tom.

Splitting? Send up a smoke signal, send a carry pigeon, whatever it is. Apple wants you to do now.

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So, hard sell aside.

We like to start each episode with a little roundup we call This Week in Allen, where basically

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