Page 94, the Private Eye Podcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode of Page 94.

My name is Andrew Hunter Murray and I'm here in the Private Eye Offices with Adam McQueen and Helen

Lewis. This is a non-emergency podcast let's be honest

It's a banal podcast completely in the normal schedule

There's nothing to see here move along

But it is about politics and so we have to use the word emergency at some point, apparently.

So as it's election season, we're going to have some audience questions in a moment, but firstly,

Helen and Adam, as Private Eye Hacks, which are the bits of the election that you've been

following that you think have not received enough attention there's been loads and

loads on D-Day and and and tax claims back and forth what are the bits of the campaign so far

that you think haven't received enough attention

or any sort of fun moments that kind of got lost in the stampede?

I am going to nominate the Conservative Chairman Richard Holden getting parachuted from his seat in Durham to Billericki in Essex.

You know there's a phenomenon of the chicken run.

There was a lot of talk during the Boris Johnson era of a chihuah he was going to do a chicken run to a more safe seat.

The chicken run is where you have a seat that you're going to lose and then you just...

And you find a much more safe one and your and the association basically is whatever

blandishment is offered.

There was a lot of it went on before the 97 election.

That was the last big chicken run.

People like Brian Mulinni, who was the Conservative Party chairman,

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