Hey, everybody. I want to thank you for coming and seeing me on the Golden Retriever of Comedy Tour.

We've announced the second leg. It starts up in February, February 13th in Orlando,

then February 14th and Tampa. Going to be in Buffalo, February 28th, Boston, March 6th,

Philly, March 7th. Go to Dan Soder.com. The whole second leg, all the way through April is on sale, all available at DanSoter.

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I love you guys.

I assume I'm always being recorded.

Even if I'm like a check-fully drive-through, I'm like, you guys are filming me.

Because I don't know if you know my controversial Shia LeBuff, he will not divide us video. No. Yeah, I was like, do you remember this? Well, I remember when Shilabuff went through a lot. The guy went through a lot. So did I. Went through a lot. As a result. Yeah. Well. So he was like in New York doing this like, He Will Not Divide Us thing. I remember that. And there was like a 24 hour like live broadcast from where this was happening. And I was in New York just randomly doing shows and I'm like, I want to meet Shailaboff. I want to be there. And then of course I'm like indoctrinated the moment I step in. And I'm like, you will not divide us. Like I got so into it. And then, of course, I'm, like, indoctrinated the moment I step in. I'm like, you will not divide us?

Like, I got so into it.

And I forgot that, like, anything online stays online forever.

And so, by the way, stuff that isn't even online, we'll stay online forever.

Yeah.

Because people will upload videos of shit.

So I'm just always assuming that I'm being recorded.

What was the fallout of that?

There was no, I mean, no fallout of it aside from like embarrassment and like pure cringe.

I don't know, man.

He, I bet, I bet if you had Shailabuff give a like pregame speech to a high school football team

they would run through a wall for that guy

oh my god yes because he has that

actors can do that but him specifically

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