114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2016

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.

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0:00.0	Welcome to another episode and no such thing as a fish.
0:03.3	We have a very exciting day ahead of us.
0:06.4	We are on our way to the studio to record the very first episode of no such thing as the news.
0:11.2	It's our BBC 2 TV show and it's going to air May 20th at 11.05 pm on BBC 2.
0:18.2	So we need you guys to watch it.
0:20.0	We really need you to watch it because if you don't watch it, they'll cancel us.
0:22.7	We will lose the entire series.
0:24.8	So please, if you like our show, if you're hearing this now, cancel your Friday night plans
0:29.6	and come to the TV, sit down, make yourself some tea and watch our show.
0:34.7	We'd really appreciate it and please spread the word.
0:37.1	If you want to watch it on iPlayer a little bit later, that is also okay with us.
0:41.0	Just watch it at some point and you can go to the No Such Thing as a Fish YouTube channel
0:45.5	and catch it there anytime from Sunday morning.
0:48.2	The episode you're about to hear now is the on-ed pilot which we recorded last week.
0:52.9	So enjoy.
0:59.6	Hello, hello, hello and welcome to another episode of no such thing as the news coming
1:16.2	to you from Up the Creek comedy club in Greenwich London.
1:19.6	My name is Dan Schreiber and please welcome it's Anit Zzynski, Andrew Hunter Murray and
1:23.8	James Harkin.
1:33.2	And once again we have gathered around the microphones with our favourite facts from
1:36.7	the last seven days of news and in no particular order, here we go.
1:40.8	Starting with you, Chazinski.
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