114: No One Has Fun at a Pumpkin Patch with Melissa Nickerson
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2020
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Bales of Hay! Surly farm animals! Corn!
Dustin and Melissa hop in the Frontseat to discuss the thrilling experience that is a family trip to the pumpkin patch from teenaged 'influencers' taking pictures in skimpy outfits to muddy disasters in the Pacific Northwest. Plus, a great listener email about keeping faith after leaving a church.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There. We are a funny |
| 0:07.5 | podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up |
| 0:10.4 | comedian and the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me and what did we determine |
| 0:16.3 | this would be the, let's see that direction is west, that would make this east and the southeast corner of our daughter's room slash our recording studio |
| 0:27.7 | alongside me is my lovely wife Melissa Nickerson. |
| 0:31.2 | Hi. |
| 0:32.2 | Welcome everybody. Welcome. we are vibin that was a vibrant welcome right here we are |
| 0:37.4 | surrounded we are we are in beanbag chairs we are surrounded by cat paraphernalia, various pieces of homemade art, Legos, and our |
| 0:49.5 | producer, the very funny Stephen English said wherever you recorded that last episode record it there again |
| 0:56.0 | that's the best acoustics we've ever had and it's because we're sound up so this is actually what a recording studio is it's |
| 1:02.0 | yeah rugs and these curtains it's very so it's |
| 1:04.8 | really nice everybody so welcome everybody to our podcast our little |
| 1:08.8 | podcast that could happy Tuesday or whatever day you're listening to this. I hope that it finds you well. I hope that your heart is encouraged. |
| 1:17.0 | Oh, that's not true. I don't. I mean I do. I don't... |
| 1:21.0 | I don't... Here's the thing. we're here to talk to you about a couple things today actually |
| 1:26.5 | we're gonna do some emails at the end great got some nice emails from previous episodes we've got |
| 1:35.5 | We're gonna talk a lot about pumpkin patches today. We went to one today. We've got some hot takes on the pumpkin patches, but before we do, |
| 1:41.0 | I want to say three things. |
| 1:42.6 | One, part of the reason that this podcast exists |
| 1:46.9 | is because you guys make it happen. |
| 1:51.3 | You're the backseaters are the best we could ask for. You guys tell friends, you recommend, you see me at a show. Some of you have seen me some at some backyard shows and have been subscribing to the pod. If I met you in Florence, Alabama this |
| 2:04.3 | last weekend, amazing, so beautiful. Thank you for being a part of that. If I |
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