114: My Drug Buddy
Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 22.8K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode, JD learns his new girlfriend has a secret drug habit. In the real world, Zach and Donald talk about theater camp.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:23.2 | I didn't tell you that this podcast is so blowing up. It's so on fire that they've asked Donald Faison and I had to go on The View. I hope I get to talk to Whoopi. Well, you're old friends with Whoopi. She was in Homie Spamoni. Yeah, we did a movie together. It was great. I have some apologies to make to her. I have to apologize like profusically to her. |
| 0:21.7 | Don't embarrass us in front of Whoopi, bro. I won't embarrass |
| 0:26.0 | us in front of Whoopi, but I was like a little punk back in the day. Like I was scared of, I was so |
| 0:30.9 | scared of celebrities and getting to know actors who I was, you know, who I loved. Like Whoopi Goldberg is one of my top five. Like, |
| 0:41.3 | she inspired me as a youth. Yeah, and, and, too. Yeah, like jumping jack flash, you know, |
| 0:47.6 | there's so many. But before all that, dude, when I saw the color purple when I was a kid, |
| 0:52.1 | and I thought, I didn't know anything about acting, but I said, that is one of the best actresses I've ever seen. Absolutely. I cried in the color purple for the first time. I sob in the color purple. For the first time ever in a movie, I cried. When they pulled the sisters apart, right? When they pulled the sisters apart. Me and you are snap apart. My key, da, da, oh my gosh. |
| 1:13.8 | Oh, I could cry right now. |
| 1:15.1 | I could cry right now. |
| 1:16.7 | Ain't no mountain, ain't no sea. |
| 1:19.0 | My key, daida. |
| 1:21.1 | Keep my sister away from me. |
| 1:23.7 | My key, da da. |
| 1:25.7 | And the fact that she went to, her sister went to live with her kids, Adam and Olivia, that was even more special, man. |
| 1:31.5 | It was just, that's one of those movies. |
| 1:33.3 | I could get tears in my eyes with you recounting it. |
| 1:35.4 | If you haven't seen the color purple, it is a fucking masterpiece. |
| 1:39.4 | Stephen Spielberg. |
| 1:40.3 | Directed by Steven Spielberg. |
| 1:41.5 | Music by Quincy Jones. |
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