114. Jay Larson

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Monolithic rollerblade champion and prolific comedian, Jay Larson, joins the executive buffet for an episode brimming with madness and rhythm and blues. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:14.1	Restrictions apply.
0:16.3	Roger.
0:18.8	Stapaines Avenue.
0:22.1	Okay, I think you's pulling the wrong one.
0:26.7	I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
0:30.0	And we're still a little bit left in the... Okay, don't hold it so tight.
0:32.1	Okay.
0:36.5	Stand right.
0:50.8	What? Hi, I'm not. Okay, I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
0:54.3	Hi, welcome to the podcast. This is how it's going to start. I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now. And we're still a little bit of a good.
0:57.2	Hi, welcome to the podcast.
0:58.7	This is how it's going to start. Hey! Welcome to live with Johnny Pemberton here on the podcast of the name I just said.
1:26.9	Thank you for being here right now with us it's an exciting time
1:30.7	it's me jesse kevy baby debby the little squeaker outside looking in at the start of the podcast
1:40.1	so much potential and love and light it's's shining out like a really good flashlight.
1:47.0	The kind of takes so many batteries, you're like, wow, it really takes this many batteries?
1:53.0	You're kidding me. Why would it take so many batteries and also an odd number?
1:57.0	No one sells batteries in an odd number. Yeah, it does actually. It takes that many
2:01.7	batteries. But just wait. Once we load up this flashlight with all these odd numbered batteries
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