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The Headgum Podcast

114: Hairless Cats

The Headgum Podcast

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Leisure, Headgum Podcast, Headgum, Jake Hurwitz, Pop Culture, Friends, Geoffrey James, Culture, Geoffrey The Dumbass, Comedy, Jake And Amir, Games, Tv, Amir Blumenfeld, Movies, Tv & Film

5.0919 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Headgum's new content coordinator, Allie Kahan, joins Marika, Amir, and Geoff to discuss hairless cats, metal alloys, and Geoff's managers' feelings towards him.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original.

0:07.0

Previously on the headgum podcast.

0:10.0

Billy, you're in the dog house now.

0:12.0

This is actually a new thing. No, you just crossed me one too many times, so here you go.

0:17.0

This is going to be two minutes on the clock. You can't speak for the next two minutes.

0:20.0

Billy is one of the most polite positive fun-loving

0:24.4

universally-beloved.

0:26.4

I said you ruined the live show.

0:28.3

Billy just asked you what your source was as to how you heard Facebook breakrooms were getting Feta and he got

0:35.3

into the dog house.

0:36.3

Yeah, Billy's like a textbook definition of a good guy.

0:39.2

So if you have beef with Billy, that's on you brother actually and for the next minute and a half just

0:47.4

well Billy's in the dog house I'm gonna go in on your sad little ass. I really, really I wish you I wish you froze to the death to

0:57.2

death on the beach man. Ha ha ha! What if you just never played the music and this is how it started?

1:24.0

I'm sort of like in this head space today where nothing matters, which is dangerous for this show because any it's already a

1:35.6

thesis of nihilism right have we started for what's that? Yes.

1:43.0

There was no...

1:44.0

I couldn't hear a theme song. I don't know if you guys can hear it, if Jeff could hear it.

1:48.0

Oh. Oh, no, we couldn't hear it at all.

1:50.0

Okay. Yeah, I couldn't hear it at all.

1:52.0

Okay. But I guess that's fine because ultimately it doesn't matter like you said, but,

1:57.6

right.

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