Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane.

And I'm Damien Haas.

Filling in for Amanda Lehan Canto.

And today we have a pretty incredible guest here.

Someone who reached out to us, who wanted to be here so bad.

Jack Septic Eye.

Yay.

It's true. I did.

You did in fact do that. We feel very cool that you reached out to us We really do We can't emphasize enough How much we talked about it in the other Everyone's just been making fun of me all day Yeah, that's what we do We do that to everybody though Oh fair, so I'm part of the crew Yeah, the crew, the cast All of us make fun of each other all the time And I'm filling in for Damien Haas. Nice. And we're going to cut all of Damien's stuff.

Great. Great. We're joined today by Sean Decepticon. Sean, apparently you do internet content. Can you tell us about it? Can we just turn this into like a dude bro podcast? Yeah.'re just gonna talk about crypto for 60 minutes and women

and why we yeah and what's going on why we don't like them and have never touched one yeah

that's that's 90% of podcast so let's just be like them yeah you gotta talk about elk meat or like

oh true yeah our our brand deal is gonna be way different elk and tell me it's about camel milk

jacklings jacked deer jerky. Deer jerky is actually pretty good. Really? Yeah, do they? You're talking to a guy who will eat anything. Who's killing animals? I will kill deer for fun. I will just chase one like a cheetah and get out of my own car to do it. I use my bare hands. I'll eat anything and deer jerky is pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. So you were telling us beforehand that you reached out to Ian. Yes. And Ian was extremely unhelpful in getting you here at Smosh. Yeah. Wait, Ian Hickox was?

Then you reached out to Ian, you were like, hey, I'd love to be on Swash. And he was like, hey, cool, man. Yeah, I don't, whatever. And then you reached out to Spencer, and Spencer got the wheels turning. Spencer locked the fuck in. Yeah. So shout out to Spencer. What did Ian actually say to you? No, I restarted, because you guys were talking about, like, we could get this person on and this person on.

Ian knows everybody.

He can just reach out.

And I was like... What should they say to you? No, what Ian? He, I restarted, because you guys were talking about, like, we could get this person on and this person on.

Ian knows everybody.

He just reach out.

And I was like, I love these guys. I want to come on. And then I reached out to him and he was like, yeah, that's awesome, man. It's fours of July week, so everyone's out of the office. So I'm drunk. He was like, I'll pass your email along, like, where should we send it?

And then that was kind of it.

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