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This is bullshit.

Look at how fucking beautiful Matt's setup is.

It looks like he's out in a fucking beautiful, like, spring meadow.

He looks like a Disney movie.

I know.

It's fucking garbage.

Dude, why am I not assuming that like that?

Like, what do you have the lighting set on?

Like, emphasize dark rings around your eyes, cancer lighting balls, you

motherfucker?

I don't understand what the fuck you're doing.

Is that your setup, Evan? You're not stoked with it over there, you know? Little cancer lighting on the face. You do look a little in you. You do look like you're in a hospital. Yeah. This is the, he's got hospital lighting. That's what the fuck I, he set this on. Hospital closet cancer lighting. That's what he did is. Final hours lighting. He put the yellow light on the antlers to make the antlers go good. And then he just flushed you with full white light. You look really white. Yeah. You're pale. You're anemic. It looks like you've lost blood. Yeah. I didn't just donate fucking blood this morning, balls. What the fuck is going on, man? I sat in my sauna for like an hour this morning, drinking coffee, getting fucking, yeah. There you go. Oh, we warmed it up a little bit? Yeah, he fucking warmed it up a little bit. Are we live on the show?

I have a feeling we are, aren't we?

I mean, we're recording.

That's not sure.

Okay.

I wasn't sure.

So you and Logan coordinated your head gear.

Logan and Jared coordinated their drink wear.

I picked this because it had bright orange on it, and I thought it would look good on camera. Good in the words. Does anybody even know what that means? What does good in the woods mean? I don't know what that means. It doesn't make sense. I don't either. It's really applicable to gay stuff. So like, I can't hook up with Logan in the office.

But if we go to the woods, it's good in the woods.

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