What's up, Daddy's? Today on a very special holiday episode, Narlie and I break down the final chapter of power moves living the American Dream USA style to try and find the true meaning of Christmas.

Live from Los Angeles, whoop. California. You're listening to Power Move, Daddy.

Yeah, we're making Power Moves.

Rock in a Detroit groove.

To some American dudes, I'll make it Power Moves.

And we're back.

Merry Christmas to the homie, Rich O'Toole.

Welcome to Power Moves episode 114.

I'm your host, Mike Burns.

Joining me from the Power Moves balcony, fresh from coming down the chimney. It's your

holiday best bud Narlie's hack. What's up, man? What's up, dude, man? Excited to hear this

chapter straight up. This is pretty exciting. Yeah, in the spirit of the season, this week

we're doing something special. So, Narlie and all you daddies, you got to gather around the fire.

Daddy Burns is going to tell you the Christmas story of Carl Well-Zeen.

This is the final chapter of Power Moves, Living the American Dream, USA-style.

The chapter is called Holidays and the head honcho.

And for the Patreon supporters, if you look in the feed, I've posted the original

unedited written chapter that includes almost three more weeks of the Carl Saga that the

book company chopped out because it's stuff that I liked.

A lot of it, they're like, well, there's a lot of poop jokes in here.

I'm like, yeah, it's fun. That's a thing. Yeah, the book is so much longer than the actual one, the one that I turned in. But there's a three whole weeks that were chopped out and I found it. I'm going to post that so you can check it out. and of course, every audio chapter of the book is currently

available on Patreon as read by Carl Wellesian, which makes a great holiday activity to zone out

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