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Friends beyond the binary ladies in gentlemen boys and girls.

It's time for the podcaster who says I wish I could think of something witty to put

shitties make you feel well. Well, I'm glad you're here. Like, but a little bit silly.

If I would if I said I'm glad you're here, but I was covered in silly string.

Which is kind of I don't know how to describe that. What if I was covered? What if I was wearing

here's a thing? What if I said I'm glad you're here. And I was in a yarn suit.

Neon yarn suit. Now that there's anything silly about yarn. But I don't know. So, but either way,

that's what whole purpose of this greeting is so you feel seen and welcomed and you say I might be

able to check this podcast out. What is it again? I thought it was a sleep podcast. Yeah, welcome to

sleep with me. The podcast that's here to put you to sleep by keeping you company because you deserve

a good night's sleep. You deserve a place you could rest a bedtime. You could look forward to.

And a lot of us know how it feels in the deep dark night toss and in turn. And that's why I make

the show. That's why there's a bunch of people nodding their head also welcoming you.

Not in yarn suits, but you know an imaginary yarn suits. Chapter 46 of my autobiography in imaginary

yarn suit. One day I woke up. It was my birthday and I decided instead of my birthday suits.

And or the Emperor's new clothes I would wear in imaginary yarn suits. But then I decided I'd

stay in or my blankets for a while and I'd be warmer and close. That not the end. But the end of

that because it's time to start sleeping with a podcast. Oh, if you're new, this is a very strange show.

It takes forever to get started and never goes anywhere. So if you're waiting for me to get kind of

shit like a else, you know, try to talk. I got a voice. But this is the greeting part, but we'll have

some support. That's how the show comes out twice a week for free. Then so long meandering intro,

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