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The Joe Rogan Experience

#1135 - Ari Shaffir

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2018

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Summary

Ari Shaffir is a stand-up comedian and also hosts the podcasts Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank & Punch Drunk Sports both available on Spotify. See Ari at this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe from August 3-27. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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already should fear of speed wrapping in five four three two one go what

0:10.0

what if on the same we have a sitting with a money when i kind of like

0:12.0

record i think i'm i think i think we're missing but but but but I'm not going to kind of like work it,

0:12.8

I'm like a market, can I put a,

0:13.7

right here, make a museum, put on the shelf.

0:16.7

Yeah, we were talking about how impressive Mac Lethal is,

0:19.7

but then Ari goes,

0:20.6

yeah, but you got to read the words.

0:22.3

Otherwise you have no idea. Yeah, so you got to read the words. Otherwise you have no idea.

0:23.2

Yeah, he could be making everything up.

0:24.7

To-bukin' wet-werk, wet-werk, wet-werk,

0:25.9

what-o-werk, so in that sense,

0:29.4

he's gone too far.

0:30.4

He's like triple-f-f-tits.

0:32.1

You can't sing along with that no triple left

0:33.8

that yeah right went crazy we're like I like big boobs like do you like this much

0:37.2

big boob all right girls who crush beer cans with their fake boobs you seen

0:41.8

those yeah you've seen those lie up beer cans with their fake boobs. You've seen those?

0:43.0

You've seen those that lie up beer cans,

0:45.0

they just smash them with the weight of their tit.

0:47.0

It's like the most unsexy thing ever.

0:50.0

It's like this hypersexuality gets morphed into this weird distortion.

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