#113 Who Would Be Your VICE PRESIDENT?
The Makeshift Podcast
The Makeshift Project
4.8 • 559 Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Asking our listeners to roast us, the Vexbolts mass unfollowing, what did more people die from in 2024, picking our presidential cabinets, solving riddles that only 1% of people can solve, and more!
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0:00 WE’RE HOSTING A LIVE SHOW!
2:01 WE WANT YOU TO ROAST US!
3:38 IF YOU’RE BALD, DO YOU HAVE A FOREHEAD?
6:22 UNDO ANYTHING IN LIFE BACK 30 SECONDS!
10:26 VEXBOLTS MASS UNFOLLOWING!
13:03 WHAT ARE WE LEAVING IN 2024?
17:38 %1 OF PEOPLE CAN SOLVE THIS!
20:02 HOW OLD IS TOO OLD TO DO THESE?
28:03 WHAT DID MORE PEOPLE DIE FROM IN 2024?
30:12 PICK YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CABINET!
34:39 DID THESE CELEBRITIES BUY THESE THINGS?
38:37 ODDS FOR FICTIONAL UFC FIGHTS!
42:56 MOST SEARCHED HISTORICAL FIGURES OF 2024!
45:27 RANK THESE HOUSEHOLD CHORES!
47:35 BRIAN’S MONOLOGUE!
49:47 99% OF PEOPLE LIKE THESE PICKLES!
52:01 MEMBER SHOUTOUTS & OUTRO!
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| 0:00.0 | Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus. |
| 0:04.5 | We're having a baby. |
| 0:05.5 | We're having a baby. |
| 0:07.2 | I've always wanted to be mom. |
| 0:09.4 | And we're bringing you on our journey through everything. |
| 0:12.4 | I have no idea what we're doing. |
| 0:13.6 | Thank you. I have more of an idea. |
| 0:15.6 | I think of it like a Tamagocchi. |
| 0:17.8 | At the end of all of this... |
| 0:20.0 | We're going to have a little baby? Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series streaming April 2nd exclusively on Disney Plus. 18 plus subscription required T's and T supply. We're hosting our first ever live show. Oh, okay. I was going to bring that up second, but instead we're doing it first. We're doing it first. We're hosting a live show. Where is it, Zach? It's at Wade Eagle Hall in Jersey City. |
| 0:40.9 | It's a real show, like a performance we're going to put on. And my favorite part is we have no idea what we're doing yet. I've been brainstorming some ideas. I have some ideas in my head. It's going to be electric. So it's in a theater in White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, New Jersey. |
| 0:52.3 | So if you're local, get your tickets. |
| 0:53.7 | They're in the Lincolnar bio. |
| 0:54.9 | They're selling fast. |
| 0:55.8 | They're selling fast. |
| 0:57.3 | It's in a theater in White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, New Jersey. So if you're local, get your tickets. They're in the link in our bio. They're selling fast. They're selling fast. It's in a theater. The max capacity is 325 people. Yes. So we're going to sell it out hopefully. We're going to hopefully bring out some celebrities slash special guests. We're going to have a lot of people. Well, the makeshift universe is what we're calling it. The makeshift verse. Have you heard of it? Because I have. |
| 1:12.9 | I have some great ideas. |
| 1:14.4 | Do you? |
| 1:14.8 | Yeah. guests. We're going to have a lot of people. The makeshift universe is what we're calling it. The makeshift verse. |
| 1:11.5 | If you're rid of it? |
| 1:12.2 | Because I have. |
| 1:12.9 | I have some great ideas. |
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