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The Michael Scott Podcast Company - An Office Podcast

113: The Surplus

The Michael Scott Podcast Company - An Office Podcast

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.61.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

"What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, my team is much, much faster at coming to decisions than I thought they would be. Number two, never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you absolutely have the money to pay for it. And three, you should know that some people think it’s cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory." This week’s episode is dedicated to ’The Surplus’ from Season 5! We talk about Michael’s struggle to please everyone while choosing between a new copier or new chairs, along with Dwight, Angela, and Andy touring Schrute Farms as a wedding venue. Of course we highlight all of the butter sculptures, tuna sandwich kisses, and trips to Burlington Coat Factory that make up this episode. Then we head to the conference room where we choose sides on the important issues of our time: new copier vs. new chairs, chunky vs. smooth peanut butter, Recyclops vs. Belsnickel, and more! And if we start coughing during the show, we’re sorry, we’re eating tiramisu. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us accomplish the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay. Hello and welcome to that.

0:04.0

Okay. Sorry. You can't start.

0:10.0

Hello and well. Oh my god.

0:16.0

This is this is. Why is that?

0:19.0

Wildly and professional. You knew that was coming. That's what she said.

0:25.0

Hello and welcome to the Michael Scott podcast company.

0:30.0

I missed it. I missed it by like three seconds.

0:34.0

Sorry. We're done. My bad.

0:55.0

Hello and welcome to the Michael Scott podcast company.

1:08.0

I show four fans of the office by fans of the office.

1:11.0

I'm your host and next summer I'll be six.

1:14.0

Sean Rooney. And I'm everyone James hot Thai guy.

1:18.0

Nice. And with us is always our producer in the warehouse.

1:22.0

Mr Alex Ward.

1:24.0

I hate disappointing just one person.

1:27.0

And I really hate disappointing everyone.

1:31.0

But I love brilliance and co-factory.

1:36.0

You go in there with $645.

1:39.0

You are literally a king.

1:42.0

Every week we get together and talk about our favorite show NBC's The Office.

1:47.0

This week after our main topic we'll go to the conference room

1:51.0

for a mini segment and then finish up with some trivia as usual.

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