113: The Rolex Treatment

The Unmade Podcast

Comedy, Podcasting, Technology

4.9 • 864 Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0	It has recorded. We are officially back, baby.
0:04.0	Do you remember how to do this?
0:05.2	Is it like riding a bike?
0:06.8	Well, I've got to remember how to talk to you,
0:09.9	which I've had plenty of practice at. Also, I have to be kind of witty and a bit stupid and I have
0:17.4	lots of practice in both of those.
0:19.2	Okay. Good. I have a parish notice something that happened while we're away.
0:29.0	Apparently this was huge news in Australia, so I'm expecting you to tell me all about it.
0:34.9	There was some flooding apparently over on the East Coast and it had a really bad
0:39.5	effect on lettuce crops and apparently the price of lettuce in Australia went through the roof and as a result
0:48.2	KFC took the controversial decision of putting cabbage on its chicken burgers mixed in with the lettuce and it
0:57.6	caused absolute outrage.
0:59.7	People were absolutely going off in Australia.
1:02.0	This was like, this was a national incident. Can you shed any light on this?
1:07.2	I do know about this. It was on the news and I remember reading about it in the newspaper.
1:12.4	I don't know it in the newspaper.
1:12.6	I don't know it from first experience because as you know I'm on a KFC fast for
1:17.3	2022 and we're past the halfway mark now and just as well I'm on a fast with this kind of
1:24.4	desperate behavior going on yeah it was amazing lettuce has kind of turned out a bit
1:29.7	like tulips in Holland at one It became astronomically rare and expensive.
1:34.8	Well, people on street corners like opening up their jacket going,
1:37.2	hey man, want to buy a lettuce?
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